Comedian Frank Carson

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.