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What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! "This is a rap killing. Let's go home!"
Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then.
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.
At the factory, I deal with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers. And I'm not just talking about my mom.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.